You Need A New Therapist

from Solid Gold Hits! by Karl Meyer and Nicole Toth

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$0.75 USD or more
Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

Your first wife left and never said why
Second ran off with another guy
Third one said that you were through
And you wonder why they all mistreated you

Your dad's an alcoholic; your mom's depressed
But they're not the reason that your life is a mess
You make your own choice every single day
To be a scumbag and drive people away

You need a new therapist to tell you straight
The issue isn't just the women you date
The source of your problems couldn't be any clearer
It's staring right back when you look in the mirror

Now you've hit middle age and you're alone
Even your dog ran away from home
The bottle's not your friend, its heart is cold
You’re gonna die before you get old

Your dad's an alcoholic; your mom's depressed
But they're not the reason that your life is a mess
You make your own choice every single day
To be a scumbag and drive people away

You need a new therapist to make it stick
A bad childhood's no license to be a dick
The source of your problems couldn't be any clearer
It's staring right back when you look in the mirror

You need a new therapist really bad
Because you grew up; turned into your dad
The source of your problems couldn't be any clearer
It's staring right back when you look in the mirror

You need a new therapist to make it stick
A bad childhood's no license to be a dick
The source of your problems couldn't be any clearer
It's staring right back when you look in the mirror

credits

from Solid Gold Hits!, released June 2, 2023
Lyrics by Brendan Halpin

license

about

Karl Meyer Chicago, Illinois

Originally from Cincinnati, now from Chicago, veteran punk artist Karl Meyer continues to write and record songs that slice straight through the flesh of society and into the heart of human existence.

contact / help

Contact Karl Meyer

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Karl Meyer, you may also like:

Sluggo
by Sluggo

supported by 4 fans who also own “You Need A New Therapist”
go to album
Contravveleno
by Havah

Crisp darkwave reverent to the history of Italian anti-fascist action. Bandcamp Album of the Day Oct 5, 2017
go to album
Tiny Head
by Tiny Head

Raw experimental punk noisy enough to peel paint off the basement walls. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 11, 2016
go to album
Yerself Is Fire
by Fire Man

Misanthropic hardcore punk from NYC that galvanizes jagged guitars and dense production towards satisfying mayhem. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 18, 2023
go to album
We'll Hide Away: Complete Recordings 1993-1995
by Grain

In the early ’90s, the Ohio band were champions of boundary-crossing Midwestern hardcore. Bandcamp Album of the Day Aug 11, 2023
go to album
Derramar | Querer | Borrar
by MASSA NERA

Massa Nera makes '00s-style screamo that strikes a balance between delicate intricacy and heavy passion. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 13, 2022
go to album
Black Line
by Respire

Toronto band Respire deliver a post-hardcore tour de force on the largest scale possible, orchestrally rich and incessantly uncompromising. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 6, 2021
go to album