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Two Faced Scumbag
01:50
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Two Faced Scumbag
Lyrics by Karl Meyer
You pretended to help
You stabbed me in the back
To cover up for your failures
And the competence that you lack
You two faced scumbag
You lowlife worm
You abused your power
Strut your stupidity
You fucked me over
Did it move you up the ladder?
You two faced scumbag
You lowlife worm
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Dead Weight
02:29
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Dead Weight
Lyrics by Brendan Halpin
They called me to the office and showed me a graph
Said we're gonna have to rightsize the staff
The last twenty years have really been great
But we've gotta make some cuts and you're dead weight
You're dead weight
You're dead weight
I went home, my stuff was in a box on the floor
She said, “you’re too old” and she showed me the door
She said, “the last eight years have been really great
But I found somebody new and you're dead weight”
You're dead weight – I’m dead weight
You're dead weight – I’m dead weight
<Face Melting Guitar Solo>
She took the house and the SUV
The only thing I got left is me
Everything I worked for in my life
The promotion, the house, and the trophy wife
It's all dead weight, it’s dead weight
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Leech
01:56
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Leech
Lyrics by Karl Meyer
Your friend the leech called me up yesterday
She asked me if I had some money to play
It was all I could do to get her off the line
Another leech without any spine
Oh- and I don’t have the time
Back at the dive I’m making ends meet
Finally found a drummer who nails this beat
Got no patience for folks who don’t smile
No taste in music and no sense of style
Yeah- I’ll see you after a while
I’m moving on from this scene, you see
Broke those bonds baby I’m a little more free
There will be leeches in the very next town
But don’t worry about me, I know up from down
Oh, unfriend me now
Look out for those leeches, but don’t worry about ‘em, just keep movin’ on
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4. |
Still Angry
02:24
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Still Angry
Lyrics by Karl Meyer
Gotta kiss ass just to stay employed
Stifle my anger, and don't get annoyed
One of these days I'm gonna get the guts
Gonna kick my boss right in the nuts
Still angry after all these years – still angry!
I’m still angry after all these years
The bills pile up every day
Wanna chuck 'em on the fire and make 'em go away
Might not be so hard to handle that jerk
If I got equal pay for my equal work
Still angry after all these years – still angry!
I’m still angry after all these years
Plastic people with fake smiles everywhere
They pretend to, but they really don't care
There's never been a better time than this
To tell you that I still don't give a shit
Still angry after all these years – still angry!
I’m still angry after all these years
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5. |
Detractors
02:30
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Detractors
Lyrics by Karl Meyer
Here's a note to my detractors
Near and far
You think you found a hiding place
I know where you are
Watch your back, she warned me
There’ll be a turn of the screw
Never let them know
Who’s fooling who
I’m from the land of the flying pig
Never tell me my dreams are too big
Evil mothers try to trick me
All is well
But don’t cross my path
I’ve got a license to kill
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6. |
Next Year's Lover
02:31
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Next Year’s Lover
Lyrics by Karl Meyer
This year ain't been so good for you
That jerk -- he hit you with his shoe
But now, baby, don't you fear
Your luck will change in the New Year
I'm next year's lover! (He's next year's lover!)
You think your love has gotten stale
That's because you had the wrong male
But next year we'll straighten this out
My love will erase all your doubts
I'm next year's lover! (He's next year's lover!)
Father Time ain't got nothin' on me
See, I just joined AARP
My love is the best solution
It’s time to make your resolution
I'm next year's lover! (He's next year's lover!)
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7. |
Mirror
02:02
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Mirror
Lyrics by Karl Meyer
I look at my reflection
What do I see?
An instance of perfection!
Looking back at me
Objects in the mirror
Are closer than they appear
Don’t come too close
My image comes through strong
I ain’t no rehash
But I won’t be here long
Objects in the mirror
Are closer than they appear
I can’t look away
The mirror’s laughing at me
I thought that we were friends
My mind is broken, you see
Objects in the mirror
Are closer than they appear
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8. |
Veneer
01:37
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Veneer
Lyrics by Karl Meyer
Sitting there with your plastic face
Opaque to the human race
I'm not fooled like others are
You fake a smile every day while
While you just say what they want you to say
You’ll become completely clear when I peel off your veneer
I’m gonna peel off your veneer, I’m gonna peel off your veneer
You’re always quick with a witty remark
Your real self is in the dark
I can read you like a book
You think that mask is here to stay?
Well, pretty soon I'll peel it away
You’ll become completely clear when I peel off your veneer
I’m gonna peel off your veneer, I’m gonna peel off your veneer
Your facade has disappeared
It turns out you’re really not weird
Your surface has degraded
You really scuffed up your knees
Yeah, it’s time for you to see
You’ll become completely clear when I peel off your veneer
I’m gonna peel off your veneer, I’m gonna peel off your veneer
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Rehash
01:37
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Rehash
Lyrics by Brendan Halpin
Baby let's talk it over
That’s what you always say
And so we talk it over and over
Each and every goddamn day
Rehash, rehash
Talk about it again & again
You wanna tell me about my flaws
And all the ways I let you down
You wanna tell me what I did wrong
Every time you come around
Rehash, rehash
Talk about it again & again
I know exactly what you want
When I see your name on my phone
When I die I know you'll cry
‘Cos you can’t carve this shit on my tombstone
Rehash, rehash
Talk about it again & again
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10. |
Career Ending Move
02:54
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Career Ending Move
Lyrics by Karl Meyer
They almost pushed Larry to the brink
With that performance-improvement double-think
But he went out in a flame of glory
Wrote his own ending to the story, he said
You’re damn right I’ve got a point to prove
There’s nothing left that I can lose
I got a lit match next to the fuse
And here’s my latest career ending move
Let’s give it up for my friend Jane
Her husband tried to take her kid away
But his fancy lawyer wasn’t so hot
She kicked her habit, she took all he’s got, she said
You’re damn right I’ve got a point to prove
There’s nothing left that I can lose
I got a lit match right next to the fuse
And here’s my latest career ending move
Why kick yourself when the problem ain’t you?
Why just sit there and get screwed?
Why try to stop them when there’s no end?
Why mourn a death when there’s revenge?
Steve was smart, so is it any wonder?
The slightest misstep was deemed a blunder
But he got better of circumstance
Walking right out was his best chance, to say
You’re damn right I’ve got a point to prove
There’s nothing left that I can lose
I got a lit match right next to the fuse
And here’s my latest and very, very greatest career ending move
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Karl Meyer Chicago, Illinois
Originally from Cincinnati, now from Chicago, veteran punk artist Karl Meyer continues to write and record songs that slice straight through the flesh of society and into the heart of human existence.
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